The Sniper

Who you are

You don't participate much. You read everything, wait, and then drop one perfectly timed message that either resolves the entire plan or destroys someone. Then you go quiet again for four days. Your hit rate is absurd.

The scarcity is why it works. If you posted constantly, the same jokes would be worth a quarter as much. You've accidentally engineered the most efficient possible presence in a group chat.

The risk is that people can't quite place you. You're clearly funny and clearly paying attention and somehow still feel like a guest. Groups build closeness through boring volume, and you've skipped that part entirely.

You don't need to become chatty. But the low-stakes nothing messages are the actual glue, and you've been getting the benefits without paying in.

You know it's you when…

• You go quiet for days and then end a debate in one line
• Your hit rate is high because you almost never swing
• People are surprised how much you were paying attention

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