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The Staring Contest — What's Your Procrastination Type?

The Staring Contest

Open document, cursor blinking, four hours gone.

About 13% of people who take this get The Staring Contest
What Stalls YouToo High

You know exactly how good it should be, and starting badly is unbearable

What You Do InsteadHonestly Nothing

No second task gets done either. The hours simply leave

What Finally Starts YouThe Deadline

Nothing moves until the consequence is close enough to touch

Who you are

You do not avoid the task by doing other things. You sit directly in front of it, fully aware of it, producing nothing. The file is open. You are looking right at it. Nothing comes out, because everything that would come out is not good enough yet.

This is the most exhausting form of delay there is, and it gets the least sympathy. From outside it looks like sitting around. From inside you have been working the whole time — running versions, rejecting them, and paying the full emotional cost with no output to show.

Then the deadline arrives and you write it in one pass, and it is fine, and that is almost worse. All that proves is the four hours were not required. They were a tax the standard collected on the way in.

Write the worst possible version on purpose, out loud, in one go. You cannot edit a blank page but you can edit garbage.

#blankpage#perfectionism#lookslikenothing

You know it's you when…

  • Four hours at the desk with nothing to show for them
  • You wrote it in one pass once the time ran out
  • Someone assumed you had been relaxing all afternoon

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Try this

Try this · Write the deliberately terrible version first. Garbage is editable.

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