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The Channel Surfer — How Dopamine-Dependent Are You?

The Channel Surfer

Not addicted to the phone. Just allergic to slow.

About 12% of people who take this get The Channel Surfer
ReflexCan Sit Still

An empty five minutes doesn't require filling

Attention SpanSplit Screen

One thing at a time stopped being possible a while ago

Payoff SpeedWants It Now

Slow-burn rewards have a hard time holding you

Who you are

You can leave your phone in another room without flinching, which puts you ahead of most people. What you can't do is stay on one thing — your attention moves constantly, and anything with a slow payoff loses you fast.

So this isn't a phone problem. It's a stimulation problem that would exist without the phone. Take away the screen and you'd still be reorganizing the kitchen halfway through a task, because moving on is the reflex.

You're good at breadth: you know a little about everything, you're interesting to talk to, you spot connections across fields that specialists miss. That's a genuine asset and it's built out of the same wiring.

The one thing to protect against is a life with no depth anywhere. Pick one area, just one, and go further than is comfortable. Everywhere else you can keep surfing.

#notthephone#breadthisanasset#pickonedeepthing

You know it's you when…

  • Your phone isn't the problem and you still can't sit still
  • You know a little about a startling number of things
  • You've moved on from something right before it got good

Who you click with

Try this

Try this · Pick one area and go deeper than is comfortable. Keep surfing everywhere else — that part is working.

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