The Slow Deflate

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Alone with them, over weeks, small efforts start reading as effort. The stories get familiar, the charm becomes visible as technique, and one day you realise the air has gone out of it. You couldn't point to a single moment because there wasn't one.

This is the hardest ick to explain to friends, and the hardest to argue yourself out of. It's not a flaw you found — it's a slow shift in how you're seeing someone, from person to performance.

Because it's gradual, you tend to stay past the point where you knew. There's no incident to justify leaving, so you wait for one, and the waiting itself becomes months of being slightly absent.

When you notice the deflate starting, say it plainly to yourself with a date attached. Naming the week makes the decision honest instead of endless.

You know it's you when…

• You could not name one thing that went wrong, because nothing did
• Their charm became visible to you as a technique
• You stayed months past the point you already knew

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